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My Mouth Hurts
Wednesday 22nd November, 2006 11:21 Comments: 0
I think I've got a bruise near the corner of my mouth. It's almost as if someone's punched me in the face. It might have something to do with the fact I punched myself in the face last night. I slipped my bag off my shoulder and let it gently fall into the car, as I usually do, but for whatever reason I wasn't thinking about what I was doing and the bag slipped off too quickly at an odd angle. This meant my right arm was taking more weight than it expected, pulling me down, and my left arm (that was expecting to catch the heavy bag containing my work laptop) swung up, missed the strap, and I promptly punched myself in the face. I could taste a little bit of blood and it hurt like hell. I can't see a bruise yet.
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